Jett: Appendages? Diba sa libro yun?
Me: (with conviction) Hindi, appendage yun. Appendages, paa, kamay at etits!
Translation:
Jett: Appendages, that’s what you see in a book, right
Me: (With conviction) Nope that’s appendage. Appendages, foot, hands and penis.
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It’s a slow day at the office. Im accessing facebook, Loi is doing nothing, Jett is sleeping, Ana is ironing her hair and Karen is also doing her facebook thing.
Me: Loi, bantayan mo ha, baka me dumating na kalaban.
Loi: Ok
After a few minutes, one of our directors, Hero de Jesus entered the room.
Loi (on the verge of panic, singing ala Mariah Carey): There’s a Hero, if you look inside my heart!!!
Translation:
It’s a slow day at the office. Im accessing facebook, Loi is doing nothing, Jett is sleeping, Ana is ironing her hair and Karen is also doing her facebook thing.
Me: Loi, be alert ok.. there might be enemies coming in
Loi: Ok
After a few minutes, one of our directors, Hero de Jesus entered the room.
Loi (on the verge of panic, singing ala Mariah Carey): There’s a Hero, if you look inside my heart!!!
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One early morning, while walking back to the office after our break, Loi saw a big sign that says “NASA”.
Loi: Wow! Sosyal! Me NASA na pala dito! Me mga astronaut na tayo!
The sign actually says: NASA DIOS ANG AWA, NASA TAO ANG GAWA!
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