Conversation with Dax Part 3

Me: Parang chatroom na naman ang wall ko
Dax: Baka chatbox.. ang chatroom mahigit sampung tao ang nagamit nun..
Me: Fine!!!

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Dax: Mama, sabihin mo ke ate pagluto ako ng itlog..
Me: Bakit si ate mo pa.. magluto ka ng sarili mong itlog
Dax: Mama, mahirap yun.. MASAKET!

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Dax: mama OA ka!

Me: kelangan mu ma ctscan at baka toyoin ka!

Dax: ang gwapo ko nmang baliw

Me: my son, thats exactly my point.

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You are such a diva.. tandaan mo, bagong salta ka lang dito, wag mo ilabas ang kaartehan mo! (Dax to Piper the Shih Tzu)

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Bwisita: bket naman kc tanghali n tulog pa yang mama mo?

Son: time is relative

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Me to Jem: Swimming yata ang PE nyo.. lagot ka...

Jem: Bili mo na lang ako ng one piece na speedo..

Me: Two piece na lang

Dax: Dapat three piece, samahan mo na rin ng pangtakip sa mukha...

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Me: Gano kadaming pepper (na-mispronounced ang pepper kaya naging paper) ang gusto mo.

Dax: Mama pepper hindi paper. Or kasama ba talaga ang papel sa recipe?

Me: O sya ikaw magluto.

Dax: Ang pikon mu naman mama, sabay walk-out...

(at sya me ganang walk-out)

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Nanay: Hindi ko na napanood ang burger king

Dax: Lola, baker king po.

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Me: So kamusta na yung bago mong gf..

Dax: Break na kami!

Me: Ano me bago na naman???

Dax: Hindi na, ayoko na sa babae, lahat sila maaarte!

Me: At ano na ang gusto mo lalake?

Dax: Joke lang.. hihihi!